HORROR THEMED RESTAURANTS
FUCK THAT. I bailed on this shit so fucking hard. I tried showing up to a booking that was made (not by me) at The Lockup - maybe I was feeling especially sensitive that day, but I was so scared that even the short journey to the reception desk made me want to pee myself. Hastily, I announced, “Fuck this, I’m way too hungry for this shit”, and left with my best friend. We ended up having some hot and delicious ramen in a soothing, traditional atmosphere. No regrets.
I don’t know about you, but I like to feel relaxed and comfortable when I sit down to eat. I don’t want to be eating noodles, then have to deal with any Tokyo Gore Police bullshit, or even Battle Royale status horror. If that freaky deaky from The Ring tries crawling up towards me with her messed up weave, I’ll straight up smack that bitch in the face.
Who should be more afraid at this point? I’m coming for you, scary motherfuckers.
Horror themed restaurants in Tokyo (Shibuya):
The Lockup: http://www.tokyoweekender.com/2009/10/the-lockup-shibuya/